YOU! *panting* Jesus fuck you’re fast…You’re that Kaito Kid the newspapers won’t shut up about, aren’t you? I don’t know what you stole but give it back right now you half-assed macaronian llama douche!

Half-assed macaronian llama douche? Quite the… unique insult….

The thief looked around to make sure no police cars were speeding around nearby before slowing, turning to the person behind him.

“Erm… I am… However, I’ll have to apologise about not giving my target to you, as I’ve made arrangements for the jewel to be returned already.”

Not that he would have just handed it over anyway. Even the detectives had to at least catch him at the heist to get anything back, not just happen upon him in the street afterward.