Half-assed macaronian llama douche? Quite the… unique insult….
The thief looked around to make sure no police cars were speeding around nearby before slowing, turning to the person behind him.
“Erm… I am… However, I’ll have to apologise about not giving my target to you, as I’ve made arrangements for the jewel to be returned already.”
Not that he would have just handed it over anyway. Even the detectives had to at least catch him at the heist to get anything back, not just happen upon him in the street afterward.
Xie was about to answer something rude, but something in the other’s voice made xir stop.
”..Wait a sec…You….Aren’t lying???”
Xie was not expecting a thief to be more honest than most of the people xie’d met. At all.
“Then why, for the love of the unholy flying cow’s tight pants, did you steal it in the first place you goddamn brainless ginger pizza fucktrumpet??!!”
Yet more colourful insults. He actually had to bite back a laugh at the other’s response, hot headed as they seemed.
"What reason would I have to lie? You’ll have to forgive me if I don’t wish to elaborate, though. If I told my purpose to anyone who asked…” A smirk appeared. “It wouldn’t be nearly as much fun.”
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