Half-assed macaronian llama douche? Quite the… unique insult….
The thief looked around to make sure no police cars were speeding around nearby before slowing, turning to the person behind him.
“Erm… I am… However, I’ll have to apologise about not giving my target to you, as I’ve made arrangements for the jewel to be returned already.”
Not that he would have just handed it over anyway. Even the detectives had to at least catch him at the heist to get anything back, not just happen upon him in the street afterward.
Xie rolled xir eyes.
“Oh Joy, a trickster, just what I needed tonight.. Well excuse me to be a little surprised to hear a goddamn thief, who keeps fucking around with the cops since like twenty years, to be ho-wait a sec.”
There was something wrong with that sentence. That dude sounded way too young to have been able to steal things since twenty years. Or even ten, for what matter.
“…This is not possible. You’re like. A teenager. Maybe twenty, but no more. What the fuck. I don’t even have insults for this. Just. What the fuck.”
Well… that was unexpected. People didn’t normally guess at his age immediately after meeting him. Well, maybe some detectives, but this person definitely didn’t seem like that type…
“Oh? I’m curious to know why you seem so certain of that.”
Kid crossed his arms and smiled at the other, trying to hide any unease he was feeling.
“Care to share why you think I’m so young?”
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