*tests the controls out* “This seems… simple. Why do I have a bad feeling about this?”
*tries getting through the first pipe and fails three times in a row*
“…A really bad feeling… Is he supposed to be able to get through without hitting his head when he flaps?”
(ten minutes later*)
"…”
(15 minutes later)
*turns it off and calmly sets phone down while taking deep breaths*
“…I got to 14. And I’m not going to play it again.”
(Didn’t seem like it’d be much with the other two here, but here’s their reactions.)
"…No, I did not throw it all the way across the room. …Just halfway. I don’t need to prove myself by spending hours trying to get a badly controlled bird through small gaps in pipes, anyway.”
“I’m not even going to make an attempt. Do you really want me to play something that’s known for making people angry? And so badly that they needed to make other games simply to get revenge on the bird? Because if you do, you’re rather foolish.”
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