“If I was dating you… preeeetty sure we’d be breaking a few more laws of reality than normal, and probably confusing the heck out everyone we know.”

aceofclubs1412:

“Are those supposed to be bad things?”

“Not at all~ Just imagine… People getting curious about who you’re dating, and casually getting the answer ’myself’ back. And then watch them look terrified when they realise it’s not a joke and that there really are two of us… Would certainly be a fun idea~”