“A girl happened. She decided to pull a tasteless prank, and ended up getting toilet paper and egg yolks all over the school – and my birds. You think you’ve seen a plan go horribly wrong? This was a complete disaster.”

"Oh… Yeah, I can imagine how badly that went… And why they’re a bit agitated… Wouldn’t want to be her if they saw her right now. Did she apologise?” Considering it sounded like a prank on the school and not the birds directly, the damage didn’t seem intentional, but definitely something one should take responsibility for, when it involved someone’s animals. Because this thief wouldn’t be happy if someone messed with his doves either.
