Just lying there. Not even gonna look up. This world is horrible.

At least it’s easier to hide his parts in the costume. The top hat is certainly nicer on ears than a baseball cap or something, anyway. It does have to suck to have the usual phobia changed to cats, though… A lot harder to avoid that one, even without the run of magic going around.
But he’s just going to run his fingers up and down his other self’s back in a light scratching to help comfort.