flyawaythief:

(One gust of wind and you’re exposed. Be careful, Kid.)

“…Considering how many times I’ve fallen from the glider, and hung upside down… And that door open on the plane, though granted, I was holding onto the hat at that moment… I think it’s take more than just a gust of wind. More than that, it’s take getting the hat off and pinching my face to be certain. Assuming you can even keep me in one place for that to work.

Which I guess means the monocle would be more symbolic in that sort of thing. Because with the hat it actually helps, but without, it really is just a piece of glass over my eye and I might get a lucky glare coming off of it to hide that part… But if that were to happen, they would have as good as caught me by then anyway, so I think the wind taking it is the least of my concerns.”