littledetective:

“Stop touching my hair,” he was forced to
   dress up as the thief once already, so even
   their hair look even the least bit similar
   aggravates him. Little fingers flatten at the
   up-turned strands. 

“Aww, but it looks way too stiff and neat all the time. Really, I wonder how you get it like that without it messing up on its own much. I get that mine’s wild, but yours is too neat in comparison…”