Some passerby might possibly wonder why the mailbox is on fire. Slightly smarter people would brush it off knowing a mischievous magician lives in the house of said mailbox, and might cause any sort of problem at random (usually pyrotechnic related). And then there’s said magician planning on a different way of receiving mail, that wouldn’t allow unwanted things to get through, and being thankful internal screaming can only be heard by telepaths.
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