Undertale Starter Meme

littledetective:

• “After a great meal, I like to lie on the ground and feel like garbage.”
• “Anything can make a good story with enough spin!”
  

• “Aren’t you excited? Aren’t you happy?”
  

• “Beautiful. Why don’t you write a book?”
  
• “Be good, alright?”

• “Didn’t you read the sign?”
  

• “Did you hear what they just said?”
  
• “Did you know I love to ‘get owned?’”
  
• “Disgusting. I’d love to try it sometime.”
  
• “Don’t you have anything better to do?”
  
• “Don’t you know how to greet a new pal?”
• “Excuse me, do you want to know how to beat me?”
  
• “Finally, someone gets it.”
• “Forgive me for this.”
  
• “Golly, you must be so confused.”
  
• “Goodbyes aren’t allowed in my town.”
  
• “Haven’t I done a great job protecting you?”
  
• “Haven’t you ever seen a cooking show before?”
  
• “He flexed himself out of the room!”
  
• “Heheh… The old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. It’s ALWAYS funny.”
• “Hey, lighten up, bucko! I’m just joking with you.”
  
• “Hey, that’s my emptiness, not yours.”
  
• “I am just a silly little lady who worries too much!”
  
• “I am only protecting you, do you understand?”
• “I can’t afford not to care anymore.”
• “I can’t go to hell. I’m all out of vacation days.”
  
• “I could make friends with a wimpy loser like you any day!”
  
• “I don’t like you the way you like me.”
  
• “I don’t need friends! I’ve got KNIVES!”
• “If I were you, I would’ve thrown in the towel by now.”
• “I found a gun in a dumpster!”
  
• “If you weren’t my houseguest, I’d beat you up right now!”
  
• “I just want to have handsome, bishonen eyes.”
  
• “I knew you had it in you!”
  

• “I’m gonna need some dog treats for this!!!”
  

• “I’m just a dozen away from a double digit follower count!”
  
• “I’m nineteen years old and I’ve already wasted my entire life.”
  
• “I’m not ready for this to end.”
  
• “In this world, it’s kill or be killed.”
• “I really should have killed you when I had the chance.”
  
• “Is (the sound a baby makes) an emotion?”
• “It’s not wrong. It’s just my headcanon.”
  
• “It’s rude to talk about someone who’s listening.”
  
• “I’ve heard they have things called bathrooms.”
  
• “I want you to be happy, too.”
  
• “I will bathe in a shower of kisses every morning.”
• “Never interact with attractive people.”
  
• “Now’s your chance to accept my mercy.”
  
• “Now you’ll see my true power: relying on people who aren’t garbage!”
  
• “Oh no! You’re meeting all my standards!”
  
• “Plants can’t talk, dummy.”
  
• “Quick, behind that conveniently-shaped lamp.”
  
• “Really not feelin’ up to it right now. Sorry.”
  
• “Remember how I said NOT to shoot at me?”
  
• “Revenge won’t bring anybody back.”
  
• “Sorry, can’t talk. I’m busy being popular on-line.”
  
• “So what if a few people have to die?”
  
• “Stop plaguing my life with incidental music!”
  
• “Studying history sure is easy when you’ve lived through so much of it yourself!”
  
• “Thaaaaaat’s politics!”
• “That’s the trash can. Feel free to visit it any time.”
  
• “That was fun. Let’s finish the job.”
  
• “The only joke here, is how strong my muscles are.”
  
• “They come. They leave. They die.”
• “This is just a friendly, um, killing between acquaintances!”
  
• “Time for our union-regulated break!”
  
• “Too intimidated to fight me, huh?”
  
• “Watching someone on a screen really makes you root for them.”
  
• “Were those two robots making out?”
  
• “What a terrible creature, torturing such a poor, innocent youth…”
• “What do you think of my secret style?”
  
• “Where are the knives.”
  
• “Where is this? Where can I see the Anime.”
  
• “Who knew that all I needed to make pals was to give people awful puzzles and then fight them?”
• “Who needs arms with legs like these?”
  
• “Why would I ever be friends with you?”
  
• “Will anyone like me as sincerely as you?”
  
• “Would you smooch a ghost?”
  
• “You aren’t gonna tell my parents about this, are you?”
  
• “You can’t spell ‘prepared’ without several letters from my name!”
  
• “You can’t understand how this feels.”
  
• “You didn’t need my help, which is great, ‘cause I love doing absolutely nothing.”
  
• “You do not dislike cinnamon, do you?”
  
• “You just wanted to see me suffer.”
• “You think I’m just gonna stand there and take it?”
  
• “You’ll never see ‘em again.”
  
• “You’re filled with determination.”
  
• “You really hate me that much?”
  
• “You’re giving me a real workout.”
  

• “You’re gonna have a bad time.”