Send my character a ✘ and a command. They must obey the first five in my inbox. 5/5

That was a pretty open command for the other to give. Not going to complain, it meant he could choose not to give anything identifiable away, but it’ll take him a minute to pick something to say.
“Hmm… I could tell more than a few stories about things that have happened to me that I don’t think you’d believe…” That wasn’t going to be for the command, more like a train of thought, so feel free to take that as a small bonus.
“I guess I’ll say that… I do hope to be a professional magician in the future. If nothing happens because of…” Gestured at his costume with a hand. “This. Hopefully after I can retire my cape and monocle, though.”