I AM STRONGER
THAN THIS!I say, to m y s e l f
as I try not to break
a p a r t
“What??? Haibara-chan, did you say something?!”
“You guys are jerks."

He’s just going to hand Hakuba some hearing aids, and there might possibly be an apologetic smile with them. It was hard to hear right now himself, so he could only imagine what it would be like sharing the space with the noise…
However, he was not going to say singing Disney was bad, no matter how much his ears were complaining…
“I’m afraid that I’m going to have to side with the assassin on this one, Kaitou-san… look what you’ve done!”

“I regret no~thing~”
…And that may only be because he has some earplugs of his own, but shh.
“You and Spider might need to beware getting frozen hearts, tantei-san~”
“Kuroba-kun, are you hoping to get chocolate for Christmas?”

“Maaaaybe~”
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carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:
leader-of-standing-purgatorians:
It’s scares me that only 16,000 people know what this is
wtf is this some kind of choclat bar
This object has killed over 400,000 people
oh my god.
…
Guys.
We’re old.
WE’RE THE OLD ONES NOW
*PANICS*

Guess what the character wants for Christmas!
“Pocky~”
“Dun’ care ith you’re me, you sthill can’th hath any!” He reached out to break the stick near where the other had grabbed it, and pulled back, glaring.
He pouted some at the broken snack, what little he’d managed to get soon disappearing. C’mon, he’d thought himself, of all people, would be willing to share at least a little pocky… And when he hadn’t been allowed near the box, he may have used his back-up plan to try and get some. But nope, meanie other self wasn’t allowing that, either…

…Well, then…
“…You do realise it’s because I’m you that it would just be better to let me have some, right? You’d know how I’d respond…”
Before the other could stop him this time, he reached up to mirror his counterpart’s move, breaking off a part of what was left of the treat and tapped his other self on the nose with it, a smirk pulling up at the corner of his mouth.
“Especially when it comes to chocolate~”
But I’m only Human
Aɴᴅ I ʙʟᴇᴇᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ I ғᴀʟʟ ᴅᴏᴡɴ
ᴵ’ᵐ ᵒᶰˡʸ ʰᵘᵐᵃᶰ
And I crash and I break down
Pocky
Blink, blink. …Smirk.
Kaito quickly took the rest of the chocolate part in larger bites, breaking off when he got to the bare end of the snack, purposefully brushing the side of her cheek as he pulled back to actually eat the pieces he’d bitten off.

“If you wanted one, you’re going to have to get one yourself~” he said, cheekily bringing the box up slightly and shaking it a bit.
How would you feel if Hakuba fell in love with Spider?

“I… I’m not sure… I’d obviously want to know why, if he’ll tell me… And probably tell him I’m not really… comfortable with it. And then ask what he intends to do. Because it’s not like having feelings for Spider makes Hakuba evil… And I don’t think I’d trust him much less… But… I’m just… I really don’t know.”





