Aries: Punching people in the face isn’t an appropriate April Fool’s Day joke plz stop
Taurus: Gets punk’d by literally every other sign
Gemini: STAY AWAY FROM AT ALL COSTS. MASTER OF PRANKS.
Cancer: Don’t take these things so personally god
Leo: Thinks everyone is pranking them. No one is.
Virgo: Take a joke
Libra: That wasn’t meant to be funny but okay
Scorpio: Dumping someone isn’t a joke you rude hoe
Sagittarius: *kills someone accidentally*
Capricorn: Actually pulls scary ass pranks
Aquarius: Laughing at everyone getting pranked, is oblivious to whoopee cushion
Pisces: In tears
He goes to look something up, then comes back with a piece of paper.
As the Fifth Doctor once explained to Turlough, parallel universes were a specialised form of alternate universe — “alternative universes [that existed] in parallel with each other” — but the terms weren’t complete synonyms. A parallel universe had no impact upon another parallel universe; it was “separated only by a millisecond of time and a nanometre of space, without ever having contact.” Conversely, a fully alternate universe was when, because of the inherent weakness at the point that one universe split from the other, one timeline actually destroyed the other. (x)
“See? Even with that, tantei-kun and I shouldn’t know each other if he’s technically in my other self’s universe…”
“…But really… If everything were a web around a single person that attaches to everyone else, including the same people in different universes, then does swapping places with on along that web disrupt and tangle it enough that reality is temporarily torn? Because… For example, tantei-kun knows that Kuroba Kaito is Kaitou Kid and about Toichi Kuroba from my alternate self, but not from me, and he’s currently in my other self’s body. If I’m speaking to him like that, then he would know things about me that should be impossible in the universe we shared before that happened. But if that didn’t happen, then tantei-kun shouldn’t know who I am personally, because then it’s just be kept within the world between my other self and him, but then I wouldn’t know him in that world either and it would be a lot more chaotic than it currently is because I’d know my other self, but not the tantei-kun of that world, so I should be treating him like he’s my double, but he’s clearly not, and…”
“Yeah, I’ll just carry jars of gel around.” It was going to take more than one coat to keep that mess down, and he wasn’t sure it was worth the glued- together look.
Conan frowned.
“Wait, you actually keep those things in your house?”
Kaito might have childishly stuck out his tongue a bit at the other for the gel comment coupled with that face. Fitting, considering his size for the little time remaining, He was just saying how the hair could be fixed, didn’t mean it had to be done.
But he blinked a couple of times at the question, tilting his head slightly in thought.
“Well, I’m not sure how it is for him. I kinda do. They aren’t actually in the house itself, more an enclosure attached to it, but I do tend to leave a way for them to get in from time to time. They are trained, tantei-kun. They know where to stay, and when to come when I need them. You’ve had experience with one before, albeit while she was injured, you might have some idea of how they behave.”
“Mops, pretty girl, no dressing up…” Conan muttered to himself, fingers still working at his hair along the back of his head. Situating his bangs wasn’t nearly as hard as getting the back to stay flat and for his cowlick to remain in place.
Damn hair!
“So you’re telling me it’s not safe to leave the house? Great,” he scoffed and let his hands fall, “how can standing having your hair like this? It’s everywhere.”
“It’s not that bad… If you had gel, it’d be easy to style into place. Besides…” He grinned. “No one would even be able to tell when you have bedhead.”
He paused, feeling like he was forgetting something… Oh, right!
“If you’re staying at the house… mind the doves. I’m not entirely sure how my other self has them, with his situation, and it’s kinda different between everyone anyway, but if they’re there, you have to take care of them.“
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