(Brawl, one stock death match)

“Hell yeah, I’m all over this one!” *chooses Pit*

“Well, isn’t someone confident?” *debates before picking Sheik from Zelda’s selection*

“This one certainly seems like it will be more entertaining…” *selects Meta Knight*

“Any stages in mind, or are we going random?”

“Final Destination is the best place for skill testing, I’d think.”

“If we were going for that, I would have turned off items… How about Temple instead? It’s a good stage, if we’re trying to avoid hazards and have enough room to deal with items.”

“Fine by me. Just start already.”

(*cuts to random conversation during the fight*)

“Could you stop whipping me already?”

“Not if you don’t stop spamming that irritating combo. And Descole, you too. The Tornado doesn’t help you much, anyway.”

“You’re just mad because you have the most damage right now. Not used to being the target of two people, are you?”

“…Hmph. No. That I’m used to.” *manages to kick Meta Knight in the air and tosses a bomb at him to knock him off the stage* “But none who use such annoying attacks.”

“…”

“Now it’s just….”

“Wait, when did a hammer-!”

*smirk*