M!A: Muse has to do anything the next Kaito in his ask box says. For a week.

“What? Aw, come on, I just got off of the last magic…”

☆ Who’s your favorite Hakuba?

“Okay, that is not fair in the slightest… But, even though he’s in a deep sleep… I’ll have to say the one with the phobia. We spent the most time together, I got to know him best in comparison to the others, and he went out of his own way to make me an exception to his fears. …Even if I pushed him more than once…”

☆ How do you feel about Shinichi?

“Meitantei? I like him, for the most part. Kinda worried about him, though, much trouble as he can stumble into and bad as his health habits can be. I know I’m one to talk, but even as known for gadgets as I am, I can still work around not having them when I need to, at least. He’s also a bit more fun to have at heists than someone like Hakuba, since he tends to go further and think ahead to face me himself rather than set a trap, which I can appreciate the times I can actually convince the detective to attend one of my heists.”

☆ Who’s your favorite Kaito?

“That’s… a little unfair. I like them all, for various reasons… If I had to choose, though… I’d have to go with magician-san, since we have our ‘games’ and he was the first other me I poked.” Maybe some other reasons, but he’s already answered the question, so…

☆ Anyone you’d like to fuck? If so, who?

There’s a brief muttered question to why does that always seem to be what people are interested in all the time. Crossing his arms and not looking at the asker.

“…Yes…” A pause, and a small grin popped up. “And I’ll say a few guys and girls, though if I have to answer honestly, beyond that is not your business to know.”

☆ How many Sagurus have you met?

“Umm… That I’ve met would be… three? Kind of. Though, I know there’s a handful more I haven’t spoken with.”

(He’s interacted with britishhsdetectivehakuba and flirtybritishdetective, and then whiteknighthakuba that I can recall. Pretty sure Spider’s met more than him by now. :V )

☆ Who was the last person you had a wet dream about?

“A-ah… well…” Kaito looked down, face slightly flushed as he averted his gaze. “I don’t… It…it was… Hakuba.”

But didn’t Fred Astaire did it before anyone else?

“Maybe? But… it really doesn’t matter? It’s been quite clear that the ‘inspiration’ both for my dad and the idea of Kid in general was Arsène Lupin. It’s not like I was accusing the other guy of copying me, I was just saying that I didn’t take his look and I came before him anyway.”

Dang, you’re old (Do you have a license to break the fourth wall?)

(~~I have full license to break anything I want, wall or rules. Already did when talking about that one post.~~)

“If we are breaking that wall, then I should say something like age shouldn’t matter when we run on both comic book time. Yes, I was in the age were cassette tapes were more normal, which puts oyaji way back, and when organisations didn’t need much subtlety to work. Really, how on earth do they walk around building in huge groups without things like cameras picking them up nowadays? Tantei-kun might have gone from payphones to two cells, but my technology jump is outstanding.

…And yet I’ll end up younger than anyone who watches or reads Magic Kaito, so… forever aging, never growing. Curses of comics.”

Do you like to read KID? How about reading two stories called Spider Web & Spider Silk? ≪I felt the need to do this because your blogs are both of them. I was thinking how he’d react. Sorry not sorry.≫

“…I do like to read, but I get the distinct feeling I don’t want to see those two in particular…”

Reaction if he did

“WHO THE HECK COMES UP WITH THAT!” Nopes out as soon as it starts going too far. And he wasn’t all that comfortable with it before the guy tried using tongue.

Actual muses and muns reactions to this ask below the cut

“…..You’re way too happy about this ask…..”

(*giggling and humming*~)

“Yeah… don’t think they realise what they just hit… So, just to say, those stories are the exact reason she has me for a muse in the first place…”