(*makes it Pokemon X*)

“…Why did you say you were a girl?”

“Because girls get more outfits. And hair styles.”

“…And you care about that why?”

“Because he likes to trick people into believing he’s something he’s not. Let’s not question it much further.”

(*skips to getting first Pokemon*)

“Get the fox.”

“No, I’m getting Chespin.”

“Why? The fox is better…”

*ignores Descole and glances at Spider* “Who would you get?”

“…I wouldn’t even be playing this childish game in the first place. But if I had to choose, I’d take the water one. They usually do a decent job of covering for their weaknesses.”

“…And how do you even know their weaknesses?”

“…”

(*skips to Lysandre meeting*)

“Well, he’s not suspicious at all. Nice outfit, though.”

"You would say that, wouldn’t you?”

“…And what exactly is that supposed to mean? You’re not-”

“Break it up. You haven’t even been playing an hour and you both have just been constantly bickering. Keep it up, and I’m leaving.”

“You said that three arguments ago. I’m actually surprised you agreed to sit and watch in the first place…”

“Oh… you’re right… I got too distracted by you almost losing to Professor Sycamore to remember.”

“Wha- Oh… right…. Game” *coughs*