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Hakuba Smiled and took the strap from him, adjusting it from memory of last time and then stepped close, so their bodies were together. “Next time I’ll not bring the car, or we can go gliding again some other time.” He smiled and reached up to place a soft kiss to his lips. “Be gentle with me.”

He blinked at the kiss, though he wasn’t quite so taken off guard as to blush because of it. It did make him feel enough of a rush of affection to raise his free hand to caress Hakuba’s face, eyes going soft for a moment.

“…Of course, tantei.” Kid attached the other’s strap to his own, making sure it was secure before giving a smaller, disarming smile and finally wrapping his arms around the other, button for the glider gripped tightly in one of his hands.

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“…Or, well… at the very least, I’ll be sure to get us there safely~”

And at that, he hugged his detective tight as he jumped backwards off the roof, grinning like a maniac as he watched the sky for a few seconds, enjoying the air pushing up against his back before actually turning in the air and pressing the button. As the metal rods in the cape extended, he continued to aim down for the most part, so that when it opened completely, the glider wouldn’t have to deal with the sudden weight of two people all at once.

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Hakuba flushed a little when he saw the strap, remembering how frightened he’d been the first time. He was loath to leave his car behind as well. “I’ll meet you halfway, we can glide down to my car, as I don’t want to leave it here.” He walked towards his thief and stood before him. “That a deal?”

“Spoilsport…. But fine… It’s a deal~” He said, holding it out for the detective to put on and join him on the edge of the roof. Gliding was much preferable to driving in his opinion, but oh well. Whichever way would get them home.

…And it wasn’t as though he couldn’t have some fun simply going to the car, either…

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Hakuba continued to chuckle and shake his head. “If you say so, my theif. Now tell me, how are we getting home today? Magical glass leading home or maybe you’ll try your transporting magic on us?” He raised an eyebrow, teasing him. “Though my car is downstairs, if you’d prefer a faster way.”

His mouth twitched upward even more at the joking questions.

“Hmm… well, I don’t have any magical glass with me at the moment. Actually, some ruby slippers might be nice for that, too… Though I guess we wouldn’t know if those allow a passenger…”

Kid grinned and changed the direction he was heading, going over to the ledge and lightly taking a step up, leaning forward slightly over the air as he turned to look back to Hakuba.

“…But transporting magic, you should know I always have, tantei~”

The thief then reached in his pocket and pulled out a strap, along with a fastener.

“And it does allow for another~”

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That was actually surprising but he chuckled and shook his head. “I like poker, as long as you promise not to cheat, my thief.” He wiggled a finger. He’d be keeping a close eye on his poker partner. “Promise to play fairly and you have a deal.” He smiled.

“Me? Cheat? I would never~” Well that was half true. He didn’t like outright cheating for games normally. It took the fun out of them…

But whether he would cheat currently or not would depend, since it wasn’t entirely the card game he was interested in.

“The Lady favours me anyway, even without resorting to that sort of thing, tantei.”

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It was rather odd, usually the other took every chance they could to touch him, and Hakuba was rather worried, but he chalked it up to the headache and kept his worries to himself. “Oh, and what kind of game would that be, my thief?” Hakuba tilted his head, but smiled, because that was more like KID. “Will I like this game, or is this another one of your games to irritate me.” he teased.

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“Depends on whether you like poker or not, I suppose,” he said, fanning out a few cards in on hand and holding them up, a teasing grin playing across his face. “It’s been a while since I’ve actually played it with someone, so I thought it might be something fun we could do~”

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Hakuba did notice something a little of, just the air around him seemed different but he shrugged it off and smiled, “Yes, let’s head home.”

The thief gave a small smile himself, nodding as he stepped over to pass by and walk ahead of his detective, rather than beside him. Didn’t kiss or lean against or touch Hakuba at all, though he moved casually and it was easy to tell he was still relaxed around the other. Just… acting a bit odd.

A hum left him as he went forward a ways before looking back at his detective.

“Maybe we should play a game when we get there as well… To help distract from the headache until it goes away?”

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Hakuba narrowed his eyes at the other. It seemed he was testing his control. Of course this was to be expected, the other was KID after all. Hakuba reached up and grabbed one of the detachable shower heads and started to unscrew the shower head from the hose. He then moved around thief and pushed him forward so he was on his hands and knees. He then grabbed his arm and twisted it around his back and held it there, painfully in place.

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“If you move, with me holding your arm in this position, it will break.” He then put the hose in his mouth, holding it between his teeth as he reached down to lift up his ass enough. “You like to test people it seems. Well, who would I be if I didn’t oblige.”

Hakuba took the hose back into his head and then slowly slid the end into Kuroba’s ass. He waited until the head was fully in and pulled the knob to start the water. He only pulled it a little bit, so the water wasn’t coming to fast, but not really slow at the same time. If he was going to continue to act out, Hakuba would just get more creative in humiliating him.

“If you think I’m going to go easy on you, you’re wrong.” He chuckled and gave his ass a harsh slap, which the water would have doubled the strength. “You will clean the mess you made. All of it, thoroughly, and until I am satisfied, and maybe then I’ll let you go. Or maybe I’ll tie you up, no cuffs, rope, knotted well, disabling any movement, and build you a cage to keep for my own amusement.”

He blinked and watched as the detective pulled the shower head down and moved around him warily, trying to guess what the other was doing.

But he still wasn’t prepared to be pushed down even further, just managing to catch himself when the other grabbed his arm. The magician fell a little further as he used his other forearm for support, yelping as Hakuba finished twisting the one he’d taken.

The words barely registered as Kid could feel his irritation rising more, though it still wasn’t anger just yet. He did get distracted when the detective raised him up some, turning his head as much as he could to see what was happening. Eyes widened when the other started bringing the hose up and he opened his mouth again to protest, but cut off when it began to be inserted. His body tensed at the foreign object, but couldn’t keep it from being moved forward, and Kaito’s eyes quickly shut as he clenched his teeth and lowered his head at the discomfort.

Then a shudder went through him when the water started.

Yes, he had been testing, though he wasn’t entirely sure why. He knew this Hakuba was far more dangerous to taunt than the normal one…

He just didn’t care.

His back arched briefly at the slap as he flinched, but he stubbornly refused to allow a sound come out because of it. The thief’s head fell back onto the arm supporting him, eyes still closed in discomfort as the other spoke and water continued to flow into him. After a few moments, his shoulders started to shake. Then, he opened his mouth…

And laughed.

It was not the normal, cheerful one the magician usually had. This was more… manic.

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“You really focus on cleanliness to much, tantei, if this is the first thing to come to mind for one of your punishments! And I highly doubt you’d be able to keep me, even if I couldn’t move. Your usual self probably wouldn’t want his own personal caged thief. ‘Least, not like that.”

He twisted some to look back at the other, eyes narrow but with a smirk on his face, not seeming to care that his position put more pressure on his trapped arm.

“But fine. If you’re so concerned about it, I’ll wash ya.”