(Heard of it, and the idea is amusing enough to make an attempt… Just don’t expect much in relation to what actually happens in the game aside from the first minute or so.)

“No voice acting? How very disappointing…”

"I could provide my own, if you’re that concerned about it.~”

“…No.”

“Why is a game about dating pigeons even something that really exists? …Wait, did it just say we aren’t even a bird ourselves?”

“…Well…. that’s awkward.”

“…And it does seem that people will be birds. Looks like that’s your friend… Okaaay…”

"Oh, looks like they have human models? …Not half bad.”

“You know… considering he is a bird, I wonder how any sort of relationship would work at all. Especially considering lifespans…”

“…That’s really the only thing you’re wondering about?”

“Well, I’m starting to wonder about which route I should take…. Do I try playing straight and go after who I think I’d like best… Or go the easier best friend route and see all the others before going after any the next time….”

"…Wait, you’re seriously strategising how to date a pigeon? And play it again? I knew you were crazy, but…”

“I don’t see why I shouldn’t try, if I’m already playing it… Oh, wow. They even have the random transfer student character.”

“Well, we know how much you like them…. He seems fairly stuck up too. Wonder if he’s reminding you of someone….”

“…No. No he is not.”

(Much, much later after some playthroughs)

“Wait…. meat cleaver!? I knew this one was a bad idea…”

(After going through all paths)

“Finally…”

“…You know, no one ever said you had to do them all.”

“Well, I wanted to, okay?”

“Well, you seemed to like that quite a bit. Should we start wondering about you suddenly flirting with your doves?”

“…”