36. I really want the D.

“I really want the D!” He blurted out, before smacking his head. Where had that even come from? No, no he does not want the D, doesn’t want any D, barely wanted his own D. Grimaced. Okay, enough thinking about that. Undoubtedly KID was staring at him like he had just grown a second head, but he wasn’t about to look up to check.

“-iamond.” He tried to cover, miserably. “I really want the diamond you took.”

Yeah, that outburst had earned an awkward pause, accompanied with wide eyes and a raised brow. Not a phrase he would have expected to come out of that mouth, though if it was meant to distract the thief, it certainly accomplished that.

…At the attempt to recover, though, another moment of silence passed. Then a small smirk.

Like he was going to let you off that easily. Not one to let that slip-up pass, this thief.

“Oh is that all? Had me worried for a second there. Though either way, I don’t think it’d be in my best interest to give you what you want right now, tantei-kun. I’m already in enough trouble with the law, I think I’ll just keep my ‘diamond’ to myself, thanks.”

THE SIGNS ON APRIL FOOLS DAY

Aries: Punching people in the face isn’t an appropriate April Fool’s Day joke plz stop
Taurus: Gets punk’d by literally every other sign
Gemini: STAY AWAY FROM AT ALL COSTS. MASTER OF PRANKS.
Cancer: Don’t take these things so personally god
Leo: Thinks everyone is pranking them. No one is.
Virgo: Take a joke
Libra: That wasn’t meant to be funny but okay
Scorpio: Dumping someone isn’t a joke you rude hoe
Sagittarius: *kills someone accidentally*
Capricorn: Actually pulls scary ass pranks
Aquarius: Laughing at everyone getting pranked, is oblivious to whoopee cushion
Pisces: In tears

Hey!! I caught you now!! You stole the gem of eternal extravagance! It’s writen all over your face. No one can be naturally this good. (Oh no you must of shared it with Yeh mun too)

“Oh dear, I didn’t think anyone would get me for that one. Hmm… But since you did catch me, I believe it’s only fair that you return it. Though, that would mean it would affect you as well~”

(Eh? What, no, I’m not- Kai you stop grinning over there. Only thing you’ve shared with me is how to bug people… No, that is not an invitation to start acting up more.)