(…You’re seriously going to make me type that, aren’t you?)

“Yep~”

(…And here I thought you’d be embarrassing in a different way…)

(…He deserved that. He deserved that so much. And now he’s being stubborn. Damn assassin. He’ll get to those in a moment, but I have to go do something real quick. Just had to comment. And why here?)

(Because Kai’s face when he saw it. And Spider himself just facepalmed.)

-“…I kinda want to see what’s going to happen, but at the same time… Umm… I’m… not really sure…”-

(Well, we will anyway, more than likely. This should be fun…)

“You know, there’s something I don’t get. In fanfiction and such, people always put tantei-kun and I in situations where either people mistake me for him or vice versa. And that’s understandable, to a degree. We do look alike, with a few minor differences that don’t stand out…

But what I don’t understand is why people seem to think I wouldn’t be able to tell Mouri-chan and Aoko apart. Again, other people who don’t know them can confuse them, and tantei-kun might get thrown off for a moment if he met Aoko, but I’m sure he’d quickly realise his mistake. But seriously, I’m probably the one person who should be able to tell right away. I’ve disguised at them both. I know how they look pretty dang well.

And I saw an ask blog for Conan where they covered the hair and had their eyes closed? Still knew right away. And it’s a very obvious answer.”

(…I guess it is, but do you not want to say how you can still tell, Kai?)

“Ah… well, I’d rather not… Y’now… Die.”

(…)

“…Aoko’s flat-chested…”

(Hee hee… Kid might’ve claimed the day, but we seem to be spending most of it watching videos… since we found that Disneycember is going on. And Doug’s doing Ghibli~)

“C’mon, the next one’s Kiki!”

(Hai, hai~)

(…Just how adamant were you at not even trying to skate, Kai? I only got to try for about thirty minutes, but even I was getting the hang of it. And I’m a complete newbie… And I only half-fell once…)

“…I just prefer my feet where they can’t fall out from under me. Not like it’s something I need to learn…”

(And if ice were involved at another heist? If the Hakuba’s ever wanted to completely catch you, they know full well you can’t skate… But I do know one who’s expressed interest in teaching you~)

“…So? I doubt they would use that against me… And I doubt I’d be met with it from anyone else… And if I am, I’ll deal with it when it comes… So no need to waste time just sliding around and falling…”

(…Yeah. Keep telling yourself that. I’m sure that won’t come back to bite you…)

“Ladies and gentlemen, both those who are aware and those who are not, today is a special day for Rai. Which of course means…”

(…I get embarrassed by my muse?)

“…You don’t have to put it like that. Besides…”

“…You do have more than one muse…”

(…You don’t honestly expect me to believe you pulled them into doing this, do you?)

“Tsk, tsk… I wouldn’t think you’d be so skeptical…”

“Indeed… considering the company you keep…”

(…Oh dear lord… you’re not going to…)

“Oh, but we are… Happy birthday to you~♪”

“Happy Birthday to you~♪”

“Happy Birth~day dear Rai-chan~♪”

“Happy Birthday to you~”

…

(The mun is now dying of embarrassment, goodbye)

“Oh, good. It worked~ The others only agreed to it as payback, so I don’t know what they would’ve done if she hadn’t been affected at all… But really, otanjoubi omedetou, Rai-mun-chan~”

Reblog your muse and muns’ current mood.

M U S E :

M U N :

★★★★

(You really think so? Hmm…)

“Oh, yes. You’re quite the… ‘badass’. I would have said ‘trying to drown everyone in cute to the point of almost killing some people more than once’… but let’s roll with that one.”

(Oi, I can be badass when I want to.)

“Suuuure you can… And you doing that is definitely going prove it…”

(…)

(Anyway, thank you~)

(…Kai… I know you want to see if anyone will get it right… but you’re going to have to wait until I get up. Bed is calling…)

“Aww, c’mon. another hour wouldn’t hurt, would it? Hmm?”

“…Mun?”

“Rai?”

The thief pokes the unmoving pile of blankets his mun disappeared under.

“…You and I both know you don’t go to sleep that quickly… But fine. Please continue to guess, but if no one gets it in the time she’s asleep, I’ll put a new one up, I suppose…”

Tick anon comes back, “Okay that’s down right odd could he really tell I was a woman? I thought the cloak made sure everything look the same.”

“Don’t talk like I’m not still here~”

(Ignore him. Anyway, it’s just a feeling. We both have a bad habit of guessing anons, but there are times he just wants to imply that he knows who they are, whether he really does or not. …He really does get a strong sense when someone should be called ‘ojou-san’, though…)