(…Wait… *looks to the side of the dash*)
(!!!)
(Kai! Look!)
“What?”
“…When did that happen?”
(No idea. But we should do something!)
“…Like what? You weren’t even paying attention to how close you were until you just now saw it. You didn’t plan anything…”
(…I’ll figure something out, then!)
“Uh huh… let’s see how long that takes you….”
(Thank you all for following this rather childish thief and his lazy mun!)
“…The childish part wasn’t really necessary…”
“But yes, thank you all for following.~”
(Brawl, one stock death match)
“Hell yeah, I’m all over this one!” *chooses Pit*
“Well, isn’t someone confident?” *debates before picking Sheik from Zelda’s selection*
“This one certainly seems like it will be more entertaining…” *selects Meta Knight*
“Any stages in mind, or are we going random?”
“Final Destination is the best place for skill testing, I’d think.”
“If we were going for that, I would have turned off items… How about Temple instead? It’s a good stage, if we’re trying to avoid hazards and have enough room to deal with items.”
“Fine by me. Just start already.”
(*cuts to random conversation during the fight*)
“Could you stop whipping me already?”
“Not if you don’t stop spamming that irritating combo. And Descole, you too. The Tornado doesn’t help you much, anyway.”
“You’re just mad because you have the most damage right now. Not used to being the target of two people, are you?”
“…Hmph. No. That I’m used to.” *manages to kick Meta Knight in the air and tosses a bomb at him to knock him off the stage* “But none who use such annoying attacks.”
“…”
“Now it’s just….”
“Wait, when did a hammer-!”
*smirk*
*reads the rules and roles*
“Wait… isn’t this kinda like…”
“It does seem eerily similar…”
“…To what?”
“Oh, nothing….”
“Well… it is different enough… seems we’re an… executioner? That’s… a rather strange role, actually. Says you could be changed to another…”
“Yeah, but only if my targe- ….”
“Well, your role certainly suits you now.”
“I don’t really think it’s fair that I didn’t even get a chance at getting my goal in the last one…. and this one is just stupid. The only way I could get myself lynched would be if I get people suspicious of me… and there are a few ways of doing that, but it still feels wrong to get yourself killed just because you didn’t get a chance to accomplish your last goal. Maybe not normally, but certainly because I couldn’t do anything…”
"Suck it up and work on getting yourself killed.”
(For those wondering what Kai and Descole are talking about, I tend to play mafia (DC edition), which I bring Kai into from time to time in chatting with people, and which Descole has co-GMed at one point.)
(Heard of it, and the idea is amusing enough to make an attempt… Just don’t expect much in relation to what actually happens in the game aside from the first minute or so.)
“No voice acting? How very disappointing…”
"I could provide my own, if you’re that concerned about it.~”
“…No.”
“Why is a game about dating pigeons even something that really exists? …Wait, did it just say we aren’t even a bird ourselves?”
“…Well…. that’s awkward.”
“…And it does seem that people will be birds. Looks like that’s your friend… Okaaay…”
"Oh, looks like they have human models? …Not half bad.”
“You know… considering he is a bird, I wonder how any sort of relationship would work at all. Especially considering lifespans…”
“…That’s really the only thing you’re wondering about?”
“Well, I’m starting to wonder about which route I should take…. Do I try playing straight and go after who I think I’d like best… Or go the easier best friend route and see all the others before going after any the next time….”
"…Wait, you’re seriously strategising how to date a pigeon? And play it again? I knew you were crazy, but…”
“I don’t see why I shouldn’t try, if I’m already playing it… Oh, wow. They even have the random transfer student character.”
“Well, we know how much you like them…. He seems fairly stuck up too. Wonder if he’s reminding you of someone….”
“…No. No he is not.”
(Much, much later after some playthroughs)
“Wait…. meat cleaver!? I knew this one was a bad idea…”
(After going through all paths)
“Finally…”
“…You know, no one ever said you had to do them all.”
“Well, I wanted to, okay?”
“Well, you seemed to like that quite a bit. Should we start wondering about you suddenly flirting with your doves?”
“…”
*tests the controls out* “This seems… simple. Why do I have a bad feeling about this?”
*tries getting through the first pipe and fails three times in a row*
“…A really bad feeling… Is he supposed to be able to get through without hitting his head when he flaps?”
(ten minutes later*)
"…”
(15 minutes later)
*turns it off and calmly sets phone down while taking deep breaths*
“…I got to 14. And I’m not going to play it again.”
(Didn’t seem like it’d be much with the other two here, but here’s their reactions.)
"…No, I did not throw it all the way across the room. …Just halfway. I don’t need to prove myself by spending hours trying to get a badly controlled bird through small gaps in pipes, anyway.”
“I’m not even going to make an attempt. Do you really want me to play something that’s known for making people angry? And so badly that they needed to make other games simply to get revenge on the bird? Because if you do, you’re rather foolish.”
(Oh, lord. I knew I’d get this as soon as I reblogged the meme… I’ve never played it, and never will. *knows she sucks at survival anything, much less horror* But I’ll try and see if I can give believable reactions to it…)
“I just have to keep an eye on the puppets, right? And watch them through the cameras? The power thing sounds like it’ll be annoying, though…”
“Horror, hmm… Let’s just see how bad it is.”
*looking at the other two and turning the lights off* “…This should be fun to see….”
“…Spider, why…? Oh, look. One’s gone already.”
“…Then you should look for it, Mister security guard.”
“Jeeze, I know, I know…”
(*some time later, after making it through the first night*)
“Wait, where’s Freddy?”
“….Uh, oh.”
“……What?”
“He’s in the next room over on the left…. And we’re almost out of power.”
“….Not good. But we’re at 5 now… perhaps we can make it?”
*just sits back watching, smirking as the other two cringe when the screen turns darker*
“Oh, god. There it goes….”
“…He’s not here yet, so…. Crap.”
“No! Don’t you start playing that now!”
“…Well, nice knowing you, Mister security guard.”
“Oi, you were playing just as much a-”
“WHAT THE HELL!”
“…Well, I’ll admit, that was unexpected.. but not surprising. Horror and jump scares go hand in hand…”
*Toreador March starts playing and a hand falls on his shoulder*
*cries out and runs forward a bit before turning and scowling*
”..That was not funny.”
“Hehe…. was to me.”
“Umm… I think I’ll be keeping all doors closed for a good while now…”
(*makes it Pokemon X*)
“…Why did you say you were a girl?”
“Because girls get more outfits. And hair styles.”
“…And you care about that why?”
“Because he likes to trick people into believing he’s something he’s not. Let’s not question it much further.”
(*skips to getting first Pokemon*)
“Get the fox.”
“No, I’m getting Chespin.”
“Why? The fox is better…”
*ignores Descole and glances at Spider* “Who would you get?”
“…I wouldn’t even be playing this childish game in the first place. But if I had to choose, I’d take the water one. They usually do a decent job of covering for their weaknesses.”
“…And how do you even know their weaknesses?”
“…”
(*skips to Lysandre meeting*)
“Well, he’s not suspicious at all. Nice outfit, though.”
"You would say that, wouldn’t you?”
“…And what exactly is that supposed to mean? You’re not-”
“Break it up. You haven’t even been playing an hour and you both have just been constantly bickering. Keep it up, and I’m leaving.”
“You said that three arguments ago. I’m actually surprised you agreed to sit and watch in the first place…”
“Oh… you’re right… I got too distracted by you almost losing to Professor Sycamore to remember.”
“Wha- Oh… right…. Game” *coughs*
…There are too many fancily dressed people in the room. “Eh? Who th’ heck is that?”
“Just someone who apparently thinks it’s okay to barge into other people’s blogs because he doesn’t have one himself….”
“Hmph… Well, maybe if someone weren’t so focused on a thief, I wouldn’t have to come into his blog. Anyway, miss, I’m Jean Descole. A scientist who studies ancient technology.”
“Well, why not make this a full party?”
“…Could both of you please get out? Go on Spider’s blog, if you want to rant, Descole.”
“Guys, tell the mun she needs to sleep. She’s just been up all night, and she won’t listen to us….”
“Killjoy.”
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