“Ladies and gentlemen, both those who are aware and those who are not, today is a special day for Rai. Which of course means…”

(…I get embarrassed by my muse?)

“…You don’t have to put it like that. Besides…”

“…You do have more than one muse…”

(…You don’t honestly expect me to believe you pulled them into doing this, do you?)

“Tsk, tsk… I wouldn’t think you’d be so skeptical…”

“Indeed… considering the company you keep…”

(…Oh dear lord… you’re not going to…)

“Oh, but we are… Happy birthday to you~♪”

“Happy Birthday to you~♪”

“Happy Birth~day dear Rai-chan~♪”

“Happy Birthday to you~”

…

(The mun is now dying of embarrassment, goodbye)

“Oh, good. It worked~ The others only agreed to it as payback, so I don’t know what they would’ve done if she hadn’t been affected at all… But really, otanjoubi omedetou, Rai-mun-chan~”

“Wait… Did Dr. Seuss name them Thing 1 and Thing 2 to cause trouble because, if it isn’t one thing, it’s another?”

“…Do I even want to know what’s going on here?”

“Remember, remember…
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot~”

(Psst. When I said 60-ish, I meant it. 59 seen here. 46 (thereabouts) when they were on his body, but it’s not like we could see the front. Possibly 58 when they were flying off into the sky…. And Kai’s just like: ’…Gonna name them all. Watch me.’ …Oh lord, he’s making a list, too…)

(…I want to do that smile reblog… but… You guys don’t even realise… Just how hard it is for me to pick one face…)

(Smirks, taunting smiles, teasing smiles, soft smiles, wide grins, easy going laughs… He just has waaaaay too many to pick from for me to choose one… *frustrated but happy noises*)