(It’s really only happened a few times, but just to say… Every time I see ‘calling all Kaitous’, I start singing it in my head like the song Calling All the Monsters…)

“♪ We’re wantin’ to~
We’re tauntin’ you~
We’re wantin’ to~ ♪”

(…I’m very music minded many a time… If Kaito randomly going into song before this hasn’t been enough indication. Yeah.)

(I keep seeing that ‘Conan’ scene from Yakitate Japan in the DC tag, and ti just keeps reminding me how much I tend to love the strange trickster and jester type characters. Because while I haven’t watched the show, I did read the manga a few years back, and Pierrot was definitely my favourite in it. Crazy and fun, though I did also remember everything that happened after that scene too… I should actually go through what I’ve seen and read one day to see which characters were my favourites in everything. I mean, I like Spider as well, even if he’s not the same type as Kai, and that’s been elsewhere too, because I know I liked Akabane in Get Backers the best… Hmm…)

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“Wait… I do have my other self’s number… If I were to call it, would it just call my house? Is there some sort of dimension crossing extension line I have to do? I mean, I visit enough anyway, so it’s not like I need to use it, but… Can’t help but wonder…”

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 ♪ Hoshi ni yuuki ni kioku ni

Kimi no ashiato sagasu.

Douka towa no yasuragi.

Koko wa yume no tochuu de

Osanai tsubasa de sakamichi kaketeku.

Michi kara hagurete kono me o tojiteku.

Hoshi ni yuuki ni kioku ni

Kimi no ashiato sagasu.

Douka towa no yasuragi.

Koko wa yume no tochuu de

Itsuka subete modorite

Sora no hate hitorikiri

Anata ga matsu yasuragi.

Hikari no ato nokoshite.

Osanai tsubasa de sakamichi kaketeku.

Michi kara hagurete kono me o tojiteku

Yume ni ai ni kokoro ni

Kimi no ashiato sagasu.

Towa no hikari nokoshite

Yurugi no nai tsubasa de

Towa no ai o anata ni… ♪

“You know, there’s something I don’t get. In fanfiction and such, people always put tantei-kun and I in situations where either people mistake me for him or vice versa. And that’s understandable, to a degree. We do look alike, with a few minor differences that don’t stand out…

But what I don’t understand is why people seem to think I wouldn’t be able to tell Mouri-chan and Aoko apart. Again, other people who don’t know them can confuse them, and tantei-kun might get thrown off for a moment if he met Aoko, but I’m sure he’d quickly realise his mistake. But seriously, I’m probably the one person who should be able to tell right away. I’ve disguised at them both. I know how they look pretty dang well.

And I saw an ask blog for Conan where they covered the hair and had their eyes closed? Still knew right away. And it’s a very obvious answer.”

(…I guess it is, but do you not want to say how you can still tell, Kai?)

“Ah… well, I’d rather not… Y’now… Die.”

(…)

“…Aoko’s flat-chested…”

(Warning: Mun being a huge dork ahead~)

(Ok, so, my mom apparently ordered a Christmas gift, knowing it wasn’t going to get here in time. So I come down from my domain above everyo- I mean, the upstairs one day to go to work, and she tells me I have another present to open, but I’d have to wait until my dad could see me open it. (Because he’d already gone to bed, and night shift sucks when interacting with family.) So, I was a little curious, but not too much, because there’d been issues with some of the other ordered gifts in getting here late or near late.

…Well, she certainly got the best reaction out of me she could possibly get out of a surprise gift. Namely…)

(…Very, very wide, uncontrolled grin that wouldn’t go away for a while. Definitely not what I expected, at all, though they do know my love of Kid due to the white suit with a cape and the top hat. And the card gun.)

(Yes, this card gun. And though I was mildly disappointed in the makers for getting the colours wrong in general on the monocle (since that can be fixed later)… There is something I’m stupidly happy over…)

(‘Cause see here?)

(Hmmmmmm? Yes~ LAZZZZAAA POINT!~)

(Now I can feel like a thief while messing around with the cats who’ve taken to stopping by upstairs~ (To clarify, we had three. This one’s my brother’s, and one who comes up and sits on my arms while I type on the computer is my mom’s.))

(And now that I have an actual monocle, I feel somewhat more official. Just can’t pose for the life of me.)

(And my dork level has gone up a few times with this.)

(Possibly too far…)

(…Maybe.)

(Look I can even make ribbon roses, now all I need is to be able to do actual magic and I’m set)