As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Every wife had seven sacks, every sack had seven cats, and every cat had seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks, wives. How many were going to St. Ives?

“Now that’s a classic… You were the only one said to be going to St. Ives, so, one.”

“Mansion Anon” again. One night, a maid, a pirate and a soldier went into an empty, abandoned house. The next day, 4 people came out. How is this possible?

“Four people isn’t strange. A knight, maid, pirate, and soldier. Though, I think this one works better phonetically.”

I don’t think you’ve done this one yet… You walk into a mansion. You try the light switch but the lights don’t turn on. You go into the next room and try the lights there, again they don’t work. You repeat this until you eventually enter a room with a man with an electric chair and a shot gun. He asks you how you want to die. Which do you choose?

“…I have some issues with the wording on this one. If he only asks how you want to die, and never actually said himself that those are your only options, I would immediately say old age If these two are really my only options, then my official answer will be the electric chair, I suppose, because the lights not turning on is an indication of a power outage. Unless the ‘shot gun’ is meaning a gun that can’t fire anymore, in which case, that would obviously be better than placing trust that the power will stay off….”

how many dust is there in a hole 50 cm deep 10 cm large and 10 cm wide?

“If dust were to settle in a hole, it would fill it, thus either making it a smaller hole or make it disappear entirely.”

They’re neither your brother nor your sister but it’s still the child of your father and mother. who is it?

“Well, I’m their child, so they would be myself.”

Imagine you’re driving a bus. At the fist bus stop, 13 persons enter the bus. At the second, 7 leave and 5 enter. At the third, 4 leave and 6 enter. At the third, 3 leave and 8 enter. At the forth, 2 leave and 5 enter. At the fifth, 13 leave and 2 enter. At the sixth, nobody leave, but 4 enter. At the seventh, 6 leave and 8 enter. At the eights, everyone leave. How old is the bus driver?

“If I’m the one driving, then the driver is my age.”

He eats everything; birds, animals, trees, flowers, cull the kings, destroy the towns, and flatten the highest mountains. Who is it?

“Father Time takes his toll on everything, I’d think.”

I’m here once per minutes, twice per moments, and never in a hundred year. Who I am?

“The letter ‘M’.”

I used to have a dog, but now I only own his descendants. He had three pups. Each pups had four cubs. Each cubs had two descendants. Each descendants five cubs. Each one of the new cubs got six children (yeap, good year) Each of the previous offspring got only one pup (bad year) said pups got each two cubs. of those cubs, two got five pups and the rest three pups. Those got 4 descendants each. Said descendants get each 3 kittens. How many kittens do I have now?

“That’s…. quite the intimidating amount of numbers. But I assume since you said you only own the dog’s descendants at the beginning, you no longer have the kittens.”

how do you call an elevator in russia?

“With the buttons? Unless elevators work quite differently in Russia, I assume they still have the up and down options to call it.”