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1. What is your name?

Kuroba Kaito. Pleased to meet you~

2. What is your real name?

Still Kaito, last I checked. Why would you think I have a fake one?

3. Do you know why you were called that?

Pretty sure by now that it was an inside joke my parents wanted to have… Especially considering how they met…

4. Are you single or taken?

Single.

5. Have any abilities or powers?

Ability to pull things out of pocket dimensions, clearly~ But aside from magic and acting, nothing too incredible comes to mind…

6. Stop being a ~~Mary Sue~~ Gary Stu.

*takes a pen to correct that* Also, no~

7. What’s your eye color?

Mostly blue, though I’ve been told they have some purple in them at times.

8. How about your hair color?

Chocolate brown. (Yes, ever since we learned that exists, he’s stuck with it. Not surprising.)

9. Have you any family members?

Just my mom, right now.

10. Oh? What about pets?

My doves~ Though they could be called family, too.

11. That’s cool I guess, now tell me about something you don’t like.

People trying to kill me comes to mind…

12. Do you have any hobbies/activities you like doing?

*grins and spreads his hands to make cards appear* Magic~ Though I also love puzzles, since it’s fun to work on something that makes me think, outside of my schoolwork and job.

13. Ever hurt anyone before?

…Well, my tricks have gotten out of hands sometimes. I try not to, though, unless I have to. ~~Emotionally, though…~~

14. Ever….killed anyone before?

…Does a robot count? I mean, obviously I’ve never killed a real person before, so…

15. What kind of animal are you?

A cheeky dove, or so I’ve been told.

16. Name your worst habits.

Worst…hmm… Aoko would tell you better than me. Or Hakuba. But I guess my habits of stepping where I’m not allowed and general disregard for certain rules most people follow are big ones.

17. Do you look up to anyone at all?

My father, always.

18. Gay, straight, or bisexual?

I… think mine is technically… panromantic demisexual, actually. At least, it makes the most sense with what I’ve read about it.

19. Do you go to school?

Usually, though don’t be surprised if something happened and I’m not in class. *sighs* So hard being a magician in a school that doesn’t approve too much of the magic I do. And Aoko hitting me with mops doesn’t help either.

20. Do you ever want to marry and have kids one day?

Want to? …Yeah, I guess I do, if I’m able to…

21. Do you have any fanboys/fangirls?

May~be both~

22. What are you most afraid of?

Umm… let’s just… go with those finny things in bodies of water.

23. What do you usually wear?

Anything I happen to pull out of the closet, though most days it’s just a white collared shirt that goes with my uniform. Unless I plan on going out, then I have anything from t-shirts to tuxedos to dress- wait, ignore that one.

…

…A magician has disguises, jeeze…

24. Do you love someone?

I… I have someone I care greatly about, yes..

25. When was the last time you wet yourself?

Don’t remember, honestly. Not exactly something I keep track of.

26. Well, it’s not over yet!

Jeeze, how long is this?

27. What class are you? (High class, middle class, low class)

Hmm… I guess slightly higher than average middle class? Definitely not high or low, but we’re better off than some, though it’d help if mom wasn’t constantly traveling and seeing shows everywhere.

28. How many friends do you have?

Most of the guys in school, but if you mean close friends… then a few. Maybe. Not sure if all of them would be what most consider friends… Hmm…

29. What are your thoughts on pie?

Fun to make, eat, or, rarely, throw in people’s faces~ But mostly to eat. Do you know how many types exist?? Though I do prefer dessert ones to, say, meal ones.

30. Favorite drink?

General: Hot chocolate Convenience: Soda

31. What’s your favourite place?

That… Well, let’s just say the view from the Tokyo Skytree is excellent~

32. Are you interested in someone?

Possibly, though I might have to ask what kind of interest you mean. Yes to any, though.

33. What’s your bra cup size and/or how big is your willy?

…

34. Would you rather swim in the lake or the ocean?

…Neither, really. But if I had to choose… Ocean. Bigger and less likely to actually touch anything. And not all lakes are the easiest to see in…

35. What’s your type?

Anyone who actually cares enough to get to know me and doesn’t mind any craziness they find~ Or at least, for basics. Beyond that, it depends. Could be someone I know I can have fun with and they’ll have fun too, or just someone who cares about me and/or vice versa. Or both. It’s difficult to tell for certain.

36. Any fetishes?

Maybe? None that I’ve encountered, but I’d have to try them to know, wouldn’t I? Most of the ones I can think of that I’d like to try involve a great deal of trust, though.

37. Seme or uke?

A-ah… That… Would depend on my partner.

38. Camping or indoors?

Well, if it’s on purpose, then camping. Not that I don’t like the outdoors at all, but I’d like to at least be a little prepared if I have to sleep outside next time…

39. Are you wanting the quiz to end?

I don’t know, it’s kind of fun.

40. Now it’s over!

Okay then. *wanders off to do stuff*

Tagging:

thelotusflowerfiles, osakandetective, flora-reinhold-cosplay, shadowchildkaito, miracle-magician

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britishhsdetectivehakuba:

moonlightmajutsushi:

Saguru?

Kaito immediately jumped off the bed, a tiny thump sounding when he hit the floor, and ran to the front of the house. He’d been getting worried since he’d gotten back from the heist, since his detective needed to take care of some work afterward. Didn’t help when he had troubles like this…

But it didn’t matter, he’d returned, if the front door opening gave any indication. And Kaito’s just going to run up and start rubbing against his leg, worry about being a cat momentarily pushed aside from being happy to see his detective.

Hakuba hummed softly and gave him another kiss on the top of his head, hand running up and down his body, slowly, in a soft rhythm, though Hakuba was close to sleep himself.

Kaito slowly rubbed his cheeks against his detective before yawning and giving in to the drowsiness. So relaxed, comfortable, warm, safe… He curled up on Saguru’s chest, purring fading off as the petting and gentle rising and falling with the other breathing took him off to sleep.

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britishhsdetectivehakuba:

moonlightmajutsushi:

Saguru?

Kaito immediately jumped off the bed, a tiny thump sounding when he hit the floor, and ran to the front of the house. He’d been getting worried since he’d gotten back from the heist, since his detective needed to take care of some work afterward. Didn’t help when he had troubles like this…

But it didn’t matter, he’d returned, if the front door opening gave any indication. And Kaito’s just going to run up and start rubbing against his leg, worry about being a cat momentarily pushed aside from being happy to see his detective.

Hakuba smiles and scratched the top of his head, slowly and softly. “Yes, I love you too, Kaito.” He closed his eyes and relaxed, putting an arm behind his head as he did, enjoying the purring.

Enjoy all you like. Kitten Kaito wasn’t going to stop anytime soon. At least not until he falls asleep. Right now, though, he enjoyed the scratching before scooting further up Saguru until he could lick his face, eyes closed and smiling.

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shadowchildkaito:

moonlightmajutsushi:

That… His other self should be able to know what happened, right? Might take a little while, but he had the jewel from his…

No, wait. Probably shouldn’t bring that with him right now. There don’t need to be two magician cats. He should work on getting the other to figure out he’s not a normal cat, first… Hmm…

…That might work… Okay, now to get Kaito’s attention first. Shouldn’t be too hard, considering how he looked right now…

He quickly darted in front of his counterpart, hopping on one of his shoes when he finished taking a step. At the very least, should get him to stop moving…

Kaito looked down when he felt a sudden weight on his foot.

“My foot’s not a chair. You’re a brave one, aren’t you?” And so small. It looked too young to be alone. “Are you lost?”

Yes! Got his attention. Good first step. Now…

Kaito looked up at his other self, ears twitching and head tilting slightly before he shook it. Lost, no. Just having a problem. Though, responding to the question like that definitely wasn’t normal cat behaviour.

He stepped off the other, since there wasn’t any need to try and balance there now that the magician saw him, and pawed some at his leg before walking in one direction, looking back shortly, meowing and flicking his tail to get the other to follow.

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britishhsdetectivehakuba:

moonlightmajutsushi:

Saguru?

Kaito immediately jumped off the bed, a tiny thump sounding when he hit the floor, and ran to the front of the house. He’d been getting worried since he’d gotten back from the heist, since his detective needed to take care of some work afterward. Didn’t help when he had troubles like this…

But it didn’t matter, he’d returned, if the front door opening gave any indication. And Kaito’s just going to run up and start rubbing against his leg, worry about being a cat momentarily pushed aside from being happy to see his detective.

Hakuba laughed softly and placed a kiss to his forehead. “Come now, it’s not every time, I get to tease you without you being able to tease back.” He smiled and laid back on the bed. “Though I will miss your arms around me as I sleep.”

Yeah, yeah, he knows… And it’s appreciated, because at least Saguru treated him like himself enough too tease, for all of how he looked right now.

Kaito made a soft, happy sound at the kiss, then purred louder. And he just walked, then kneaded his detective a little before settling down on the other’s chest and rubbed his face against him. Wouldn’t be the same, but he could still show he was there, even if too small to hold the one he loved.

“Would you like permission to enter the kingdom of blanket-fort-land?~” (facepalms He saw it, he grinned, he went with it)

shadowchildkaito:

“Permission? Since when do we need permission to go anywhere?”

The thief paused before laughing.

“Excellent point~ Well then, I suppose I should just say welcome, and I hope you’ll enjoy the stay to the fullest~”

He lowered the arm that held the cape to block his other self, allowing him in the room. Sheets were suspended from the ceiling to drape around the bed and other furniture. It certainly made the place feel cozier and very other-worldly, with strings of lights to light the area rather than the usual one on the ceiling. Darker and smaller than usual, but warm.

“I just want to try something..”

osakandetective:

osakandetective:

tickling them

Heiji felt something caress his side causing a tingle to travel up his spine. It wasn’t unpleasant but really anyone would be shocked when something suddenly touched them. Not to mention someone’s ribs wasn’t really one would caress unless in certain situations.

Unfortunately any touch to his ribs caused him to squirm and laugh a bit. Since they were rather ticklish. He quickly wiggled away from whatever had touched him and went to glare at it.

To his surprise it was Kaito KID.

“W-what are ya doin here?” He said a bit embarassed that KID might have found a weakness to exploit.

“How could I when I was surprised by yer sudden entrance.” Heiji argued taking a step back on instinct. Well shit, he had been caught and now the theif was having fun at his expense.

“An really, ya surprised me again by touchin my ribs. Speakin of which what kind of greetin is that?!” He said hoping to divert KID from trying to kiss him.

“Well, I didn’t exactly expect you to be so sensitive as to notice, if you must know.”

The thief raised a hand, holding something small between his fingers. A quick snap with the other hand, and a small puff of smoke appeared, and now a rose took up the spot.

“Would have been a better greeting if this had made it to your chest, now wouldn’t it, tantei-han?~” The rose spun a bit before he took another step forward, holding it out.

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britishhsdetectivehakuba:

moonlightmajutsushi:

Saguru?

Kaito immediately jumped off the bed, a tiny thump sounding when he hit the floor, and ran to the front of the house. He’d been getting worried since he’d gotten back from the heist, since his detective needed to take care of some work afterward. Didn’t help when he had troubles like this…

But it didn’t matter, he’d returned, if the front door opening gave any indication. And Kaito’s just going to run up and start rubbing against his leg, worry about being a cat momentarily pushed aside from being happy to see his detective.

Hakuba chuckled and continued to pet Kaito.

Hakuba did love cats, a lot, they were he second favorite, birds being first. They were independent animals who were clean and were capable of taking care of themselves. Unlike dogs who slobbered over everything and chewed up perfectly good shoes. He was happy Kaito, if he had to be changed into anything, got turned into a cat.

“Will we have to litter box train you?” He teased as he leaned down to nuzzle his kittenized boyfriend. “I have a feeling if you try and use the toilet, you’ll fall in.”

Kaito lightly swatted at his detective for the tease, though still purring strong. So he may have considered trying to use the toilet, since it could be done, but going in the box, while embarrassing to consider, wouldn’t be that difficult. No, this cat could do quite well trying things on his own in that respect, Saguru, jeeze…

“I just want to try something..”

osakandetective:

osakandetective:

tickling them

Heiji felt something caress his side causing a tingle to travel up his spine. It wasn’t unpleasant but really anyone would be shocked when something suddenly touched them. Not to mention someone’s ribs wasn’t really one would caress unless in certain situations.

Unfortunately any touch to his ribs caused him to squirm and laugh a bit. Since they were rather ticklish. He quickly wiggled away from whatever had touched him and went to glare at it.

To his surprise it was Kaito KID.

“W-what are ya doin here?” He said a bit embarassed that KID might have found a weakness to exploit.

Heiji had a bad feeling about all of this, and of course the phantom thief would remember that.

“It was just a farewell, nothin ta really thank me for.” Heiji said hoping the thief would believe in the lie. Then again the guy didn’t believe it as a strange custom when it happened.

“You do realise most people who use it as a farewell also use it to greet people first, right? Odd that you decided to be friendly just when you were leaving.”

Not that Kid should be the one to talk about that, much as he liked to use kissing for distraction. But teasing came easily when it looked like it’d work, so yes, the thief remembered that. And if someone’s going to act, it’d be a little odd if he didn’t know customs of even the regions around Japan. Nice try, though.

“Though if really was just saying goodbye, I’m sure you wouldn’t mind if I returned it for a hello~” He suggested, taking a step forward with a smile.

“I just want to try something..”

osakandetective:

tickling them

Heiji felt something caress his side causing a tingle to travel up his spine. It wasn’t unpleasant but really anyone would be shocked when something suddenly touched them. Not to mention someone’s ribs wasn’t really one would caress unless in certain situations.

Unfortunately any touch to his ribs caused him to squirm and laugh a bit. Since they were rather ticklish. He quickly wiggled away from whatever had touched him and went to glare at it.

To his surprise it was Kaito KID.

“W-what are ya doin here?” He said a bit embarassed that KID might have found a weakness to exploit.

Well… certainly not what he’d expected. The thief blinked as the detective started laughing and moving away, but a grin soon spread across his face. Oh, if that was the case, this could be fun~

“Do I need to be doing something to be here? Pretty sure a phantom can go wherever he wants, tantei-han~ Besides, I never did thank you for the kiss that one time.”