ft-dc-fan:

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“What are you trying to tell me by that? And who’d look at the chest of a girl to find out, if she’s the right one? You should know it even without having to check that out!”

“When you look like twins, cover your hair, and close your eyes, of course I’m going to look for the next largest difference in how you two look. Not like I said I’d stare at you two there. But fine, if you want more specific differences, you have slightly lighter hair and skin, and she’s more tones because she does karate. Which do you think is easiest to see in those conditions? Of course if I just saw you two normally, I wouldn’t have to look there. What I was trying to say was that you really shouldn’t worry too much about it.”

Six (6) New Notices

ultimatephantomthief:

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“Mou, let me play around with the others just for a bit. You of all people should know it’s no fun if the cat quits before the ridiculously handsome mouse can put up a fight~. And the doves are still a little…rowdy from a little incident, so I don’t know how kindly they’ll take anybody, be it one of us or one of the others.”

“Hmm… Well, I do know what you mean about the fun of cat and mouse~ Though, it helps when no one warns the cats that the mice might know how to play the game better at times… So, what happened with the lovely birds to get them so upset?”

Six (6) New Notices

ultimatephantomthief:

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ft-dc-fan
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khrikuroleplay
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“Well this is quite the crowd- er, welcome, welcome, my familiar faces and sincere strangers, to the magic show of the century! Handcuffs to your left, other weaponry to your right, and please try not to piss off the doves.”

“Thanks for the welcome, though one would think you’d be used to more people than this, SHSL Kaitou-san~ I’ll pass on the cuffs and arms. And I don’t think the doves will mind me at all~”

Workin’ though drafts and realising that if all of them were to be posted at once – which might be what will happen, because while it’d put a bit of guilt, getting some replies back so soon after sending one out while still having a ton to do gets a bit overwhelming – it’d take up about nine pages of people’s dashes or just be an endless sea of Kaito responses…

“…It’s not happening soon, but we apologise in far, far advance for the drowning. When it happens. And it will happen. Defend yourselves.”

“You know, there’s something I don’t get. In fanfiction and such, people always put tantei-kun and I in situations where either people mistake me for him or vice versa. And that’s understandable, to a degree. We do look alike, with a few minor differences that don’t stand out…

But what I don’t understand is why people seem to think I wouldn’t be able to tell Mouri-chan and Aoko apart. Again, other people who don’t know them can confuse them, and tantei-kun might get thrown off for a moment if he met Aoko, but I’m sure he’d quickly realise his mistake. But seriously, I’m probably the one person who should be able to tell right away. I’ve disguised at them both. I know how they look pretty dang well.

And I saw an ask blog for Conan where they covered the hair and had their eyes closed? Still knew right away. And it’s a very obvious answer.”

(…I guess it is, but do you not want to say how you can still tell, Kai?)

“Ah… well, I’d rather not… Y’now… Die.”

(…)

“…Aoko’s flat-chested…”

Hey!! I caught you now!! You stole the gem of eternal extravagance! It’s writen all over your face. No one can be naturally this good. (Oh no you must of shared it with Yeh mun too)

“Oh dear, I didn’t think anyone would get me for that one. Hmm… But since you did catch me, I believe it’s only fair that you return it. Though, that would mean it would affect you as well~”

(Eh? What, no, I’m not- Kai you stop grinning over there. Only thing you’ve shared with me is how to bug people… No, that is not an invitation to start acting up more.)